Hurruh! Superbowl and the Demonstrative Cam Newton!

In a few hours America will go insane when the beloved Superbowl starts. Half-time shows, entertaining commercials, wild fans, themed foods, and of course, an intense game.

Amidst all of the excitement, I’m troubled by the villainization of Cam Newton. Not just because I think he’s hot and has an ah-mazing rock hard body that I’d love to touch. *ahem* That’s beside the point, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, so the guy does a touch down dance and that makes him “arrogant” and needs to “calm the eff down.” Wait, was Cam Newton on the field gyrating and twerking? Oh, he has to the first and only person who’s celebrated a touchdown with such an outrageous display, right?

No? Are you trying to tell me there’s been a history of players showboating, er, celebrating touchdowns?

Then why are people so angry at Cam? Will someone please help me understand?